Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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