writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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