Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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