playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
