Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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