She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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