he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My vagina is very pro this idea
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
