I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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