is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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