Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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