Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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