a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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