So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
