Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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