Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
