On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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