You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Randomize
