All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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