Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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