ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Never joke about your clitoris.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize