Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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