fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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