Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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