somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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