This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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