Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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