Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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