I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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