You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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