he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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