Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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