I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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