I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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