I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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