And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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