No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
whose parrot is this?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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