that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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