How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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