He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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