Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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