I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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