And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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