if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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