Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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