I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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