Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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