I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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