That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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