You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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