fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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