How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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