I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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